This JCR resolves to form a toast society

In order to ensure an increased sense of democracy here at Oxford, each college's Junior Common Room (JCR) holds biweekly meetings to encourage all undergraduate students to participate in governmental affairs. Rumor has it that in order to entice students to venture from their rooms on Sunday evenings the JCR spends about 300 quid on food and drink for attendees!! That's a lot of pizza, beer, and ice cream. Topics of debate are fairly interesting as well; for instance, the initiation of the Pembroke Toast Society and the motion to buy wool capes for the Welfare representatives.

In order to do the administration justice, here are some extracts from the meeting minutes for your perusal:

7. Pembroke College Official Toast Society (CARRIED)

This JCR notes that there exists no College-sanctioned society for the appreciation and advancement of toast eating.
This JCR believes that toast, particularly when taken with Marmite, is the most effective restorative for flagging student spirits. Therefore, the academic results and the general well-being of the student population would be improved by the creation of an official support structure for those who wish to eat toast.
This JCR resolves to form a Toast Society, to nurture the toast-eating ambitions of the students of this fine College.
Proposed by Arthur Leigh-Pemberton
Seconded by Paris Penman Davies

Henceforth Arthur Leigh-Pemberton inherits all responsibility over the managing, organisation and discipline of the Pembroke Toast Society

9. Welfare rep capes (CARRIED: WITH AMENDMENT)

This JCR notes that welfare reps are integral members of our JCR, on 24 hour duty

This JCR believes that the hard work of the welfare reps should not go unnoticed

This JCR resolves to buy capes for the JCR welfare reps, and make them wear them around college so they do not go unnoticed

Proposed by: Ed Sorby
Seconded by: Jigar Patel

Amendment: The capes must be made from Wool

Obviously, it's nothing but work work work here. The pains of making sure that justice is upheld.

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